3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Birthday Bullshit
7/03/07
Mike: Why is it that on your birthday you get strippers and giant parties and stuff, but on my birthday I get a crappy Entenmanns’s cake!
WiGgY: Well, you get a crappy cake and a shitty party because you decided to be born on New Years Eve!
Mike: I didn't decide to be born on New Years Eve. It just happened!
WiGgY: right. Next you'll be telling me you didn't decide to be gay.
Mike: What? I'm not gay!
WiGgY: Really? I always assumed, what with the way you dress and you being so thin.
Mike: How does that make me gay?
WiGgY: It doesn't make you gay, you chose to be gay.
Mike: I'm not gay!
WiGgY: So, you are saying you no longer choose to be gay?
Mike:No, that's not what I'm saying.
WiGgY: So, you choose to stay gay.
Mike: Look, I'm not gay, but if I were gay, which I'm not, it wouldn't be a choice. Now this year I want a damn party and strippers for my birthday, got it?
WiGgY: Ok, ok. I'll get you male strippers, but you won't see me at that party!
Mike: Just get me a freaking Entenmanns’s cake!
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