3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Oh Baby!
6/25/07


Hal Fishman: And in international news, Japanese scientists have recently developed robots that mimic the behavior of toddlers. This break through in robotics is the next step in the evolution of artificial life.


WiGgY: Uh oh. That's not good.


Mike: What? How scary are a bunch of robot toddlers?


WiGgY: Well, if the Japanese start building robot toddlers . . .


WiGgY: . . . they'll train them to attack us. No self respecting adult will take down a toddler, even if it is robotic.


Mike:That seems a bit far fetched.


WiGgY: And then we'll have to train human toddlers to take down the Japanese robot toddler armies.


Mike: : I really don't think that will happen..


WiGgY: There will be diapers and motor oil everywhere. It will be chaos! Toddler on toddler anarchy.


Mike: You really need a life.


WiGgY: Why get one now. The Toddler Wars will leave nothing but rubble.

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