3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Father Knows Less
6/04/07
Mike: You know, I've been thinking if I'd make a good father.
WiGgY: You wouldn't. Not genetically or emotionally.
Mike: But I'm pretty good with kids.
WiGgY: No, you're good with other people's kids. You get to give them back when you're done scaring them.
Mike: You're one to talk . . . five days of being a father and you'd shove the baby in a trash can because the little brat won't shut up.
WiGgY:That's horrible! I'd never do something like that. I'd use the disposal. I don't want dead baby stinking up the joint.
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