3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Black vs. White: Sofa King We Todd Ed
4/12/07
Black Wiggy: Earlier this week talk show host Don Imus used the term "nappy headed ho."
Black Mike: As African Americans we find this old ass cracka to be totally offensive.
Black Wiggy: This honky mutha fucka called those fine young women "nappy" and "hoes" and "headed!"
Black Mike: He should be fired! His redneck, white trash, trailer park living, cow boy hat wearing, washed up wrinkly self should be shot in the street and his body put on display for all to see!.
Black Wiggy: Right on! Then we should hold a million man march to piss on his grave and then fuck his grand kids up the ass for his offensive language!
Mike: Why are they in our living room?
WiGgY: I don't know. I thought you let them in.
Mike: Um...guys? Could you maybe use slightly less offensive language please?
Wiggy: Yeah. You're talking to children and nuns.
Black Wiggy: Oh I get it. Mas'sa don't want us expressing ourselves. Is that it? We can't talk because we're black?
Black Mike: Oh lordy! White man done spoke! We best be running fo' he whip us! Would that be polite enough for you nigga?
Mike: Whoa...ok. You can have the house for another hour, but please stop burning all our white sheets. They’re 500 thread count, Egyptian cotton.
Black Wiggy: Oh don't get me started on cotton.
WiGgY: I think we should stop talking before they get to the duvet.
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