3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Lost in Translation
3/26/07
Mike: Hello?
Unseen Girl Scout: Come on in, I'll be right out.
Mike: I can't wait to get my hands on your cookies.
Chris Hansen: Hello.
Chris: So you like cookies, huh?
Mike: Sure do.
Chris: I have a chat log in which you say, "I want to taste your cookies. I like my cookies fresh and hot. I want to dunk your cookies and get them moist."
Mike: I'm not really seeing your point.
Chris: You wrote these statements to who you thought was a 12 year old girl. You asked if she was a girl scout. When she said yes you said "I'd love to help you earn a badge."
Mike: So . . . she doesn't want her cookie badge?
Chris: Let me level with you. I'm Chris Hansen with NBC Date Line's: To Catch A Predator series and I know that you came here for shex.
Mike: No way man! I just wanted some coo…did you just say "shex"?
Chris: Yesh. Now you're free to go, but if you don't mind I'd like to ask you some questions.
Mike: No way man. I'm out of here.
Mike: Oh Shi . . .
Mike: I just wanted some freaking cookies!
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