3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Peter Pain: Part 4
3/15/07
WiGgY: So Doc, how am I going to deliver this thing anyway?
Doctor: You wouldn't happen to have a vagina would you?
WiGgY: Pretty sure I don't.
Doctor: Well then, it seems the only course of action is to deliver through your....wing wang.
DUN DUN DUN!!!
An hour later
WiGgY: Get this thing out of me now!
Doctor:Please calm down. When my nurse gets back with your second sonogram we will know how to proceed.
WiGgY: I want it out now!
Doctor: Well if you insist. Push!
WiGgY: AH!!!!
Nurse: I have those test results for you doctor..
Doctor: Hmm...oh dear.
WiGgY: WHAT??
Doctor: Well it would seem you're not pregnant after all. You've simply gotten fat.
WiGgY: Then why the hell am I in so much pain?
Doctor: I dunno. Kidney stone?
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