3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Peter Pain: Part 3
3/12/07
Mike: What?
WiGgY: I'm having a baby.
Mike: But how?
WiGgY: Public toilet seat.
Mike: Oh... So, what are you going to do?
WiGgY: I'm thinking adoption. I have a nice lesbian couple that should take good care of me.
Mike: You mean the baby, right?
WiGgY: No. I'm putting myself up for adoption. You can keep the little bastard for all I care. I'm getting me some hot lesbian action.
Mike: I don't think you really know what a lesbian is.
WiGgY: Duh...they're people from Lebanon, and lesbian women are hot as hell, man.
Mike: You're thinking of Lebanese.
WiGgY: Tomato, tomato. All I know is I'm getting me some adopted sex.
Mike: You know....that tomato joke doesn't really work in print.
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