3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Peter Pain
3/05/07
Mike: Hey WiGgY. What's up?
WiGgY: I have a bad, bad headache. My eyes feel like they are going to explode out of my head.
Mike: Take a god damned Tylanol.
WiGgY: I did. My skin is all dry and lizard like. I'm dehydrated and I just had two gallons of water!
Mike: You're dying.
WiGgY: That's what I've been telling people since I was born.
Mike: Give me all the money you have for rent. I'll try to make it last until we can find a replacement.
WiGgY: If you replace me I'll haunt your ass.
Mike: Go ahead and try. I don't believe in ghosts.
WiGgY: So what? Ghosts aren't fairies. I don't need you to clap for me bitch.
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