3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Silly WiGgY, College is for Smart People.
2/15/07
WiGgY: I'm going back to college.
Mike: You were never in college.
WiGgY: No, but I visited one once.
Mike: I guess you got me there. Which college?
WiGgY: Yale.
Mike: Yale? You can't goto Yale!
WiGgY: Why the hell not?
Mike: You can't read.
WiGgY: So?
Mike: You can't write.
WiGgY: So?
Mike: You can't do basic math.
WiGgY: So?!?
Mike: So, throw in some booze and cocaine and you'll be a shoe in for president.
WiGgY: It's touching to know you believe in me so much.
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