3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: 3 Plains of Existence, A Death, And A Funeral: Part 2
2/01/07
God: Name please?
WiGgY: WiGgY.
God: WiGgY? The same WiGgY thats been picking on my son?
WiGgY: No...I'm a different Wiggy....from New Jersey....
God: Oh! Your Wiggy of the New Jersey Wiggys? Well that's a God of a different color.
God: Come right in.
WiGgY: So, you were a generic white guy, and now your Morgan Freeman?
God: Oh I see. So because I'm black and God you just assume I'm Morgan Freeman? What are you trying to say, that we all look a like? Oh look, it's God and he's black, it must be Morgan freaking Freeman!
WiGgY: No! I didn't mean anything by it. Oh please don't send me back to Hell!
God: Aww don't worry, I'm just messing with you. I really am Morgan Freeman. You know, teasing noobs never gets old. Hahaha...Hey wait, what do you mean "send you back to hell?"
WiGgY: Oh...uh...nothing. So, how exactly did I die?
God:Well, you died during a radio contest called "Kill Yourself for a Wii."
WiGgY: Wow . . . did I win?
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