3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: New Year,Old Joke
12/31/06 - 1/01/07
Mike: Hey WiGgY, you wanna hear a joke?
WiGgY: Not really.
Mike: Too bad. Ok, so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
WiGgY: Oh, why did the horse have a long face? Was it depression?
Mike: He had a long face because he was a horse.
WiGgY: He was depressed about being a horse? Well thats just sad. He's never going to be anything but a horse. He shuld accept who he is.
Mike: No you don't get it. He had a long face because he was a horse.
WiGgY: So you agree with him? You think he should be depressed?
WiGgY: Well if I were a horse I wouldn't be depressed. I'd be jumping and eating hay and running. I think it would be great to be a horse.
Mike: He was not depressed about being a horse.
WiGgY: Well then why did you say it? Is that the joke? To make me think the horse was depressed? Well then why did he have a long face?
Mike: Because horses have long faces
WiGgY: So horses are just depressed animals? Is that the joke? Well then I don't want to be a horse.
Croud: . . . 10 . . . 9 . . .
WiGgY: Maybe I could be a rabbit. They're kinda cute and awfully fast.
Croud . . . 8 . . . 7 . . .
Mike: If I could be an animal I'd be a pitbull so I could bite your neck and rip out your throat
Croud: . . . 6 . . . 5 . . .
WiGgY: Now that's depressing
Croud: . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
Mike: You know it's my birthday. It's also new years eve. I really don't want to bring in the new year and spend my birthday having another stupid conversation with you.
Croud . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
Croud: Happy New Year!
WiGgY: Well it's too late now isn't it.
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