3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: The things Wii Do: Part 3
12/18/06


Smash! Crunch!


Smash! Thunk!


Mother: Not now honey. Mommy is playing Wii sports





Baby Whaaaaaaaah!


TV News Reporter: Dozens of consumers are sueing Nintendo today because of injuries they sustained from being hit by Wii remotes. Since the courthouse burned down, the procedings are being held at a local bowling alley. We go live now to the bowling alley.


Denny Crane: This Wiimote thing is shaped like a penis. And what do nerds do with their penis? Why they jerk them frantically. I know if my penis weren't attachted I'd probably throw it through my T.V. during those Girls Gone Wild commercials late at night.

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