3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Who's *** is it Anyway?
11/20/06
Mike . . . your not allowed to use the oven, no bowling after 10 pm, it annoys the neighbors, and absolutley no parties. If you have any problems my cellphone number is on the fridge.
G-wiz: Got it. See ya later.
10 minutes later . . .
G-wiz: Hey Moe. WAAASSSSUUUUUP!
Moe: G-wiz, while that saying is quite old, I respect and appreciate your use of it.
Later . . .
G-wiz: CENSORED! So glad you could make it! Come right on in. We've got beer and beef jerky.
CENSORED: Oh, you know I can't have that stuff.
G-wiz: My apologies. I hope I have not offended you. I respect your customs and will try to honor them in the future.
CENSORED: Why thank you G-wiz. I would like to enter your home now.
Later still . . .
Tom Cruise: Hi guys! Can I come in?
G-wiz: I am sorry Mr. Cruise, but we are full.
Tom Cruise: You let in the Jedi.
G-wiz: Oh them? They pulled some "these are not the droids you're looking for" trick and we had to let them in.
Jedi: No we didn't.
G-wiz: I must have been mistaken. Either way, we are still full and I apologize.
Tom Cruise: Aww come on guys!
*The door is shut quietly and gently*
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