3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Who's God is it Anyway?
11/20/06
Mike . . . your not allowed to use the oven, no bowling after 10 pm, it annoys the neighbors, and absolutley no parties. If you have any problems my cellphone number is on the fridge.
Jesus: Got it. See ya later.
10 minutes later . . .
Jesus: Hey Moses. WAAASSSSUUUUUP!
Moses: Jesus, No one says that anymore.
Later . . .
Jesus: Muhammad! So glad you could make it! Come right on in. We've got beer and beef jerky.
Muhammad: Oh, you know I can't have that stuff.
Jesus: Pussy.
Muhammad: Looks who's talking Mr. Turn-the-Other-Cheek.
Later still . . .
Tom Cruise: Hi guys! Can I come in?
Jesus: No! Real religions only!
Tom Cruise: You let in the Jedi.
Jesus: Oh them? They pulled some "these are not the droids you're looking for" shit and we had to let them in.
Jedi: No we didn't.
Jesus: Shut up!
Tom Cruise: Aww come on guys!
SLAM!
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