3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: What a World of Warcraft Part 2
10/16/06


Mike: What the fuck are you wearing?


WiGgY: This is the garb of a level 23 Night Elf Mage.


Mike: You retard, Night elves can't be . . .


WiGgY: 2 damage!


Mike:Hey! What the . . .?


WiGgY: 2 Damage!


Mike: Hey!


Mike: Why the hell are you throwing water balloons at me?


WiGgY: These aren't water balloons, they are my spell of the ancients. I'm zapping your strength!


Mike: Don't make me get a hammer and "zap" your fucking knee caps!


WiGgY: You can't hurt me! I have my anti-knee cap zapping armor on! 2 damage!


Mike:God damnit!


WiGgY: 2 Damage!


Mike: Stop that!


Mike: You wouldn't have to larp if you'd just pay to play the fucking game!


WiGgY: No I refuse to pay a monthly subscription fee.


Mike: Oh, c'mon it's not like you can't afford it. What about all that money you got from Mattel?


WiGgY: Oh, I blew all that on PEZ.

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