3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Trial and Error Part 2
9/18/06
Judge: Michael Wilson, the charges against you have been changed to man slaughter and since you are unhappy with your court appointed lawyer, Miami attorney Jack Thompson has volunteered to take your case.
Mike: Son of a Bitch.
Jack: Michael Wilson beat his clone to death and stole his clothes because he was brainwashed by Dynamite Cop for the Sega Dreamcast. A game so perverse that the entire point of the game is to punch men until thier clothes come off.
Lawyer dude: The prosecution calls Michael Wilson to the stand.
Lawyer Dude: Mr Wilson do you own a Dreamcast?
Mike: No, and I never even played the the stupid game that jack ass was talking about.
Jack: I object. The game was found in Mr. Wilson's bedroom.
Mike: No it wasn't! You're just talking out your ass as usual.
Lawyer Dude: Getting back to the matter at hand. Why did you kill your clone and steal his clothes?
Mike: I don't beleive that what I did to that clone killed it. But I stole it's clothes because my clothes were stolen and I got tired of wearing that Mario t-shirt.
Lawyer Dude: He was found beaten to death and you admited to doing it.
Mike: How do you know that's what killed it? Did any body do an autopsy on it?
Lawyer Dude: Well no we just assumed . . .
Mike: What the hell...could this trial be any more ridiculous?
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