3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Trial and Error Part 1
9/11/06
Judge: Michael Wilson, because you are either unable or unwilling to afford an attorney, the court has appointed Denny Crane as your lawyer.
Denny: Denny Crane.
Lawyer person: On August 29th The dead body of Michael Wilson was found across the street from his home. Later that day Michael Wilson admitted infront of a crowd of 10 to 15 people that he infact "beat the shit" out of him. The only conclusion to be drawn here is that the man committed suicide. I don't even know why we are having a trial.
Denny: Ladies and gentelmen. Michael Wilson could not have committed suicide. The fact that he is sitting here in this courtroom makes the very idea seem very silly. The more logical conclusion is that he murdered another individual.
Mike: Could I maybe get a different lawyer?
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