3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Insert relevent yet funny title here
8/29/06
WiGgY?: Where the hell have you guys been. I've been looking all over town.
Matrix: Why did you kill Mike?
WiGgY: Whaaaat?
Bob: We found his body across the street, and we have witnesses who say they saw you standing over the body.
WiGgY: I don't know who those people think they saw but it wasn't me. To be totally honest I thought that Mike was where ever the fuck you guys have been.
Matrix: We also have pictures of you with the body.
Mike: . . . and then they were all, like, chanting "All hail the ball"
John: What's with the crowd?
Mike: What's going on guys?
Glitchbob: We're yelling at WiGgY for killing you.
Mike: Attention everyone! Contrary to what you might have heard I am not dead.
Hero of Time: He's alive! Praise the lord!
Jesus: I can't really take any credit for that. The man never died.
WiGgy: Oh that's right Mike was at PAX.
Val: Then whose body is that across the street?
Mike: Oh him? That's my clone. I beat the shit out of him last week.
Bob: Michael Wilson, you are under arrest for . . . uh . . . suicide . . .
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