3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: The Passion of the WiGgY Part 6
8/14/06
WiGgY:C'mon, Jesus! Hurry up! I've got to be in court in a few hours!
Jesus(muffled): Just use the other bathroom.
WiGgY: Mike just came out of the other one, and I saw him eat half a dozen bean buritos before he went in.. So I kinda want to stay away from that bathroom for a while.
Jesus: It's all yours you impatient prick.
WiGgY: dum de dum de dum.
WiGgY: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
WiGgY: MIKE! Jesus turned the shower water to wine and now I'm all purple!
Mike: He he yeah I should have told you . . . I asked him to do that for this party I'm throwing in a few days. It would have been better if he coulda made it beer, but you work with what you have.
WiGgY: What the hell am I supposed to do now? I have to be in court in less than a couple hours.
Mike: Good Luck with that.
Later . . .
Denny: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. This man sold his name and now he wants it back. That's what Americans do. We're a nation of taker backers, not giver wivers. Let the man have his name and his money. In America you can have your cake and eat it too. Denny Crane.
Wiggy: That was the best closing I ever heard.
Denny: How many have you heard?
WiGgY: Just the one.
Mattel Lawyer: WiGgY Inc. was sold to my client for 1.5 billions dollars. The trademark name WiGgY was included in the sale. We have a contract. We have video of the contract being signed. We have a written admission from the plaintiff stating that he sold his name to my client. This man has no legal standing in this court room. Find for the defendant.
Judge: Mister Foreperson, what say you?
Foreperson: We the Jury find for the plaintiff, and we request that his lawyer, Mr. Crane, say "Beam me up Scotty"
Denny: Get a Life. Denny Crane.
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