3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: The Passion of the WiGgY Part 4
7/31/06
Mike: Shouldn't you be meeting with Denny Crane?
WiGgY: I showed up to his office and the man wasn't wearing any pants. I didn't stick around to find out why.
Denny: Denny Crane.
Mike: You know I don't think that guy is really Denny Crane. He looks nothing like he does on TV.
WiGgY: Yeah, well I don't think that guy on the couch is really Jesus Christ.
Mike: Sure he is. Didn't you see the embroidery.
J. C.
WiGgY: That doesn't mean anything. It could mean . . . Jack . . . Crap . . .
Mike: Jack Crap?
WiGgY: Yeah . . . the FCC friendly cousin of Jack Shit.
Mike: Do you ever think before you speak?
WiGgY: I try not to. I like to be surprised.
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