3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: The Malpractice Part 3
6/28/06
Jack: How do you know the defendant?
WiGgY: He's the asshole brother of my asshole friend.
Jack: Were you involved in the making of Phong Pong?
WiGgY: No In fact I was against the whole idea. I told the defendant that if he made this game he would be putting millions of lives at stake! But he didn't listen! You're a mad man John, a MAD MAN!
Jack: I have no further questions.
John: Shouldn't you object or something?
Defense Lawyer: You can do that?
Judge: The defense may cross examine the witness.
Defense Lawyer: Mr. WiGgY, if that is indeed your real name, what do you do for a living?
WiGgY: I take bribes for testimony during court cases.
Defense Lawyer: I see . . . No further questions your honor.
Jack: Shit!
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