3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: The Malpractice Part 1
6/17/06
TV: . . . In other news . . . Heather Mills, one legged ex-wife of Paul McCartney, was allegedly paid for sex by an arabian arms dealer.
Mike: Wow, that's ironic.
WiGgY: What do you mean?
Mike: She was a whore for an arms dealer and married a peacenick.
WiGgY: That's not really ironic. It would be ironic if she was a whore for a legs dealer.
Ding - Dong!
Mike: You really should be more sensative about the dissabled. You know, I know a guy with a wooden leg named Ned.
WiGgY: What's the name of his other leg?
Mike: Steve
WiGgY: Shut Up.
John: Welcome to ReBootilicious, home of WiGgY Inc. your one stop shop for quality handcrafted toys.
Jack: Sure it is. But that's not why I'm here.
John: Can I interest you in a Sir Bricks-a-lot. Pet bricks are really hot right now.
Jack: No! I'm Jack Thompson. I'm a very important person. I've been on 60 minutes.
Mike: *sniff* Do you smell that?
WiGgY: *sniff* Some sort of cheap cologne.
Mike: The last time I smelled a cologne like that was when I got called in for jury duty.
WiGgY: Oh my god. It's a lawyer.
Jack: Two years ago you made a game by the name of Phong Pong. Last week my clients acted out your sick twisted game by killing their mother and playing tennis with her disembodied head.
John: I always knew your were a nutcase.
Mike: What's going on here?
John: We're being sued over Phong Pong. Our "ridiculously violent" game.
Jack: No Mr. Wilson. Just you.
John: Whaaaaat?
Mike: Good luck with that.
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