3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Mike Sells Out
6/10/06
TV: . . . and in other news two teens were arrested today for killing their mother and then playing tennis with her disembodied head.
Mike: I wouldn't think it'd be possible to play tennis with such a large and heavy object.
WiGgY: I have two cousins who can play tennis with a watermelon.
John: Hey guys, have you seen my DS.
Mike: You left it in the back yard and the gardener found it with his lawnmower.
John: So it's broke now?
Mike: Are you kidding. Nintendo makes some pretty tough shit. It broke the lawnmower.
WiGgY: If this were some form of online comic . . . this is where readers would assume you've sold out to Nintendo, what with the Mario shirt and the product endorsement.
Mike: Buy Nintendo product. It give you Happy feeling.
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