3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Gypsys, Vamps, and Theives
6/03/06
Mike: Great. So I'll be there around eight or so to pick it up. Thanks. Bye.
Click
John: Who was that?
Mike: I found this gypsy lady in the phonebook who says she has a cure for vampirism.
John: Sounds like a hoax to me.
Mike: If the cure doesn't work she has a money back garentee
WiGgY: Hey Guys. Wassup?
John: Mike thinks he's found a cure for Julia
WiGgY: Speaking of Mike and Julia . . .Mike, it's been two weeks and your still wearing that engagement ring.
Mike: I can't get it off my finger.
WiGgY: Hehe. What?
Mike: My finger is swollen and I can't get the damned ring off.
WiGgY: Hehehehehehehehehehe
Later . . . .
Mike: I'm going downtown now. I'll be back in a bit.
WiGgY: Like I Care.
Vrooom
Later Downtown . . .
Mike: I hope this is the place.
WiGgY Hey Julia.
WiGgY: You look normal. I guess the cure Mike found really worked?
Julia Cat: No actually I found a cure on Ebay. I haven't seen Mike since I found out we were enganged.
WiGgY: I can't wait to see the look on his face when he comes back to find that your already cured.
Julia Cat: Where is he anyway?
WiGgY: I dunno. Downtown somewhere.
Mike: Ug. My head. What the hell happened?
Mike: Shit. I'm naked in a park in the middle of Sim City.
Mike: Please don't notice me. Please don't notice me. Please don't notice me.
Lady: Eek! That man is Naked.
Mike: I have to get some clothes.
Clerk: Sorry sir. No shoes, no shirt, no service.
Mike: Look man. It's a long walk back to my house. I just want some pants.
Clerk: Sir if you don't leave I'll have to call security.
Mike: Fine! Asshole.
Clerk: Nice ass
Mike: Hey Clone me. Can you buy me some pants.
Grouchy Clone Mike: No! Fuck off.
Mike: You just had to be the grouchy one.
Mike: Hey Clone of WiGgY can you buy me some pants.
Nice Clone WiGgY: Sure. No Prob. But how did you know I was not the real WiGgY.
Mike: I don't know if you noticed or not but he's put on some weight.
Mike: hehe. Size Matters.
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