3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: Those Weren't the Days
5/27/06
John: What are you doing?
Mike: Looking for a cure for vampirism.
John: Any Luck?
Mike: Nothing on curing vampires, but if you want a vamp to peirce your scrotum with their teeth . . . there are about 500 sites that can help you.
John: That sounds like it would hurt.
WiGgY: That reminds me of this one time in college when . . .
John: Dude! Where'd you come from?
WiGgY: Let me tell my fucking story.
Ok . .. so we were all sitting in class . . .
. . . and I was being brilliant as always.
The two of you were sitting on the floor going bibidybibidybibidy
. . .and Julia was staring at me longingly.
Mike: We never went to college together.
WiGgY: Sure we did, Remember? I think it was last tuesday.
I was the best in the class . . .
. . . and I was on the track team . . .
. . . and I had all the ladies
Mike: You're not smart, you can't run and you sure as hell can't get any ladies.
WiGgY: Oh I'm Sorry. I thought this was MY flashback.
WiGgY: So as I was saying. I rocked in school.
. . . I remember when you were in your dorm and high as a kite. I had to help you find the door . . .
. . . Of course it was the closet door I showed you but it was a door none the less . . .
. . . and then there was the time you killed john . . .
. . .but I helped you cover it up like a true friend.
John: I'm not dead.
WiGgY: Shush!
. . . and then there was that time I was makingout with supergirl.
Mike: Supergirl? This is stupid.
WiGgY: She begged me to take her virginity.
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