3 Guys, a House and a Web Site: 'Till Undeath do us Part
5/20/06
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Julia Cat: AAAH! Where . . .? How did . . .? Did we . . .? Oh my God!
Mike: I don't know. I can't remember a thing.
Julia Cat: We went to that night club downtown . . .
Mike: . . . and we met that really cool goth guy who offered to buy us drinks . . .
Julia Cat: . . . and then . . . and then . . . well . . . it's all a blank after that.
Mike: You think he had something to do with this?
Julia Cat: I think it's worth looking into.
Mike: God you look hot.
Mike: Did I say something wrong?
Later . . .
Mike: WiGgY. Why are all these people here?
WiGgY: I've started my own business making and selling toys.
Mike: When were you gonna tell me?
WiGgY: I Dunno. When were you gonna tell me you got enganged?
Mike: . . . What?
WiGgY: I noticed the engagment ring on your finger . . .
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Later That Night. . .
Ding-Dong
Mike: Hey Julia.
Mike: Whoa! What happened to you?
Julia Cat: I found that guy we met last night. When I asked him what was in those drinks he bought us the son of a bitch bit me. Now i'm a fucking vampire.
Mike: I'm engaged to a vampire?
Julia Cat: Whaaaaaat?
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